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Do Birbs use magic to fly?

Answered by BigFinch18 at 7:17 PM

No, we do not use magic to fly. Rather, we have these special things called wings. These 'wings' allow us to fly via aerodynamics and stuff like that. So, no magic.

Are birbs big-brain?

Answered by CrowMan at 12:19 PM

Yes. We are indeed big brain. Except for windows; most of us aren't very good with those :P

What is the likelihood of birbs declaring war with humans in the next five years??

Answered by FlippyMcFlap at 6:13 AM

The true percentage is classified, but what I CAN tell you as a leading Birb scientist that the chance is very, very high.

Why can't birbs see glass?

Answered by UrMom at 4:23 AM

Well, our eyes evolved over millions of years -- windows only widely emerged in the past few hundred. How primitive it would be to see windows!

Are you a drone?

Answered by NotThePresident1984 at 3:00 AM

Sorry, that's classified. However, why are you worried about us being drones when you literally hold lil spy machines in your hands EVERY DAY??? Or have robot agents in your walls to tell you to add stuff to the grocery list???? Do you think that is all those little things do? OF COURSE NOT!!! Get your priorities straight.

How would you react if I ate chicken??

Answered by Madame11 at 7:07 AM

Well, that depends. I have no way of stopping you from eating chicken at home or away from birbs,and besides, the chicken was already gone so me reacting wouldn't achieve anything. BUT if you are the farmer... let's just say they're screwed :)

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